Who do i pick?? (for girls only, maybe guys!)?

Well I have prescription windows(long story), built a spaceship last week(better than what Ernie is capable of )and I model for abercrombie, My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser and I'm that amazing kid who is in the shadowy part of your 4th period clroom.